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thedelicatedaffodil:

woosterteeth:

chickquiustheclarinetist:

erinndoyle:

CHILDHOOD 

THE THINGS

that motherfucking carpet….. 

This is so painful

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

amoying:

if u were a paper towel u’d be

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wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)

pixelnuggets:

i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”

really??

really????????

dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD

DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST

HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG

TELL ME

HOW HARD DID YOU TRY

HOW

HARD

slidingstops:

Rough Stock by TerryJohnPratt on Flickr.

"I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it."

- Jenna, Waitress (via goodniteowl)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

the-girl-who-laughed:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

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(Source: thiccthot)